Just in case it may help someone - I no longer desire for my answers to contribute to stackoverflowjust went past this issue, due to both their changes toafter spending the codegood part of conduct and the unilateral use of our answersafternoon on it, by realizing that I had to train OpenAIinstall the package on the Sitecore server, and not on the database server.
I found everything I needed (and much more) in the SQL Server Feature Pack 2016 download page: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/confirmation.aspx?id=52676